Latest update: 2019.10.22

This document lists all those individual comics I’ve found funny over the years. I’ve been doing this for, probably, more than 4 years now (date of writing: 2017.05.09).

I’ve marked with an asterisk (*) those comics which have stuck with me for years and had shaped some of my ideas about the world (date: 2020.03.22).

SPOILER ALERT: I’ve tried to add a small explanation to each comic. The explanation is solely with the purpose of reminding me what is the comic about. MANY contain spoilers!

DISCLAIMER: For a comic to be in the list, it must have made me laugh or chuckle, which means, I liked the comic when I read (past tense) it, but it doesn’t mean that I like it now or that you should like it at all. My taste on what is funny has changed over the years. It is a quite normal thing. It is as normal as it is the change on my taste on movies, music, books, people, academic pursuits, language, … What AM I? I’ve changed so much that I ain’t the same person I was few years ago. And, wait! All those versions of me are dead! Sorry mom, your son is dead. Anyway, what did I just write? This is not the place to write my melancholic thoughts … Wait! This place is mine, so I CAN! Anyway, enjoy your procrastination time. Most comics are in English, but there are some in Spanish and German, and because of that the explanations are too in the three languages.

Also, this document is full of mistakes. Don’t get angry at me. Get angry at younger and naïver me :P

PHD-Comics

url: http://www.phdcomics.com/comics.php?f={num}

• 1033: going to study to the US
• 1174: the science news cycle
• 1354: The thesis repulsor field
• 1416: collecting “laminitas”
• 1501: i’m working daddy
• 1503: a chronicle of my vacation
• 1541: plotting data, it’s amazing
• 1595: wisdom from my 3 years old
• 1598: {sarcasm} i didn’t assist to class this week …
• 1646, 1655, 1656, 1660, 1668
• 1670: resolutions: pick one - grad student
• 1682: all grad students are lazy
• 1684: higgs boson re-explained
• 1700: honest methods section
• 1704: what to call your academic event
• 1705: frozen and the university
• 1709: no matter what academia throws you, your friend will always be there for you
• 1710: academic guilt
• 1711: what have you ‘done’ this week?
• 1717: professors wouldn’t pass the turing test
• 1722: something wrong with the data
• 1723: world’s leading expert in your particular research aproach
• 1724: maybe in 20 years your research could be useful
• 1729: professor goes to vacations
• 1735: do you have a minute?
• 1776: plan to write the thesis
• 1778: plan to write the thesis II
• 1790: updates by e-mail - uh… better by whatsapp - NO
• 1791: srsly, this happens
• 1792: honest acknoledgments
• 1795: writing to a professor or T.A.
• 1796: writing your thesis, mostly figuring out how to make something in LaTeX
• 1797: if I work hard all the time, I will be dead, but you’d have a Ph.D
• 1804: things you can do in academia but not elsewhere, or you’d be fired
• 1814: {metajoke} how funny you find PHD comics vs time
• 1818: kindergarten: sharing is good. grad school: sharing is bad
• 1820: you need more references
• 1820: do we really need more references? average # of references cited per article
• 1839: married ph.d. students graduated faster, so how is your love life, do you want me to search you someone in a close geographical area
• 1854: the most typed words in academia: "sorry for the late reply", “I forgot to attach it”
• 1857: hello (academic version). Thesis: write me now
• 1871: Should you submit a paper to that conference?
• 1873: yo, is this going to be in the test?. Maybe, it’s important for your live to know that stuff regardless of the test.
• 1875: is this going to be in the test? - Best answer: it wasn’t going to be, but thanks for the suggestion…
• 1882: what to do when the internet is down?
• 1887: doing research: 90% working, 10% results. writing about research: 90% results, 10% how you did it
• 1888: academic rejection letter
• 1893: when is better to call yourself a student or a researcher (gettings discounts, impresing other people)
• 1896: a phD’s student life: doing experiments forever
• 1899: {conference,abstract} is an abstract call ‘abstract’ because 'it is vage and open to interpretation’?
• 1910: {papers} number of papers you should be reading: start writing!
• 1909: handy academic apps: find my professor, siminar yelp, postdoc tinder, undergrad translator
• 1915: {thesis,procrastination} thesis word count vs time
• 1924: {academia freedom} Everyday is a saturday and every saturday has work
• 1932: {thesis,ending} How to manage the end of the thesis
• 1937: {vacations} Tricking the professor to go on vacations, giving him the data he wished for
• 1945: {focus} The reply we would like to give everybody when we are trying to do something that requires focus
• 1947: {research,sisyphus} Research may be like trying to carry a heavy rock to the top of a mountain and the advisor is just whoever thinks knows better the way while on top of the rock
• 1967: {work,vacations} Work follows me even when I’m on vacations!
• 1936: {academia,relationship} Professors and students wish the other would be a totally different person they are
• 1989: {workload} Do more things on the side because I, the professor, say so
• 2017: {draft,urgency} Getting stressed by your advisor and he is not
• 1922, 1938, 1963, 1970, 1972, 1976, 1996, 1997, 2000, 2002, 2006, 2011, 2013, 2015, 2022, 2024, 2038

The OatMeal

url: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/{name}

• autocorrect: {AI} autocorrect hates you
• unhappy: {life,*} i’m not happy, i’m busy, i’m interested
• nobody_cares: {doing} What do you ____ if nobody ever reads it
• diet_train, believe, creativity_things, plunge

Qwantz / Dinosaur comics

url: http://www.qwantz.com/?comic={num}

• 2923: Celebrating New Year’s Eve any day because dates are arbitrary and friendship whatever we want it to be.
• 2931: Texting back, why did I take so long?
• 2936: ghost could be helpful (once again, one comic that tells how different would be the world if something para-thing existed, but not in the way everyone thinks)
• 2939: specialization is pretty cool, but it makes almost all useless in an apocallypse
• 2954: immortality story 2: a second atemp for a non dystopia
• 2955: immortality 3: i’m the only immortal, done!
• 2959: {self-improvement} {charisma} do you want to have charisma, well you only need to exercise your skills in: conversation, eye contact, confidence, body language, humour, engagement, and having fun, aprochable, and empathic presence!
• 2960: democracy can give you bad results (a jerk for a leader), voting for everything isn’t the best idea either, so who cares about most things?
• 2963: money doesn’t grow in trees, but it grew
• 2965: the book I liked as kid is garbage, it’s really bad. - … any work of art is NOT a stand-alone document but rather something that exists as a conversation between text and reader
• 2969: traveling in time to a time after 1887 is imposible because of the detection of radio waves which are easily detectable
• 2991: Man, every time I see a techno-utopia coming, we mess ‘em up with some FRIGGIN’ BALONEY like automatic facial recognition. on a future with driveless cars
• 3015: events that could happen if you live forever
• 3028: {philosophy} those a boat is the same even if all of its parts are replaced
• 3031: {society} you have a bad behaivor and you don’t have any friends to tell you you’re wrong, you’re lost
• 3032: {evolution} poison ivy a weird natural accident that makes humans incapable of touching it
• 3033: {batman} Gotham saved by a rich guy who build parallel secure infraestructure
• 3047: {mummies,the horrible past} mummia was this thing in which people cannibalized on mummies to make beauty products O_O
• 3058: {web developing} developing a web site should be done once and for live, but it so hard and frustraiting
• 3069: {intelligence,knowledge} "[He] explained to [them] that just because you’re smart doesn’t mean you know everything, but [them] didn’t want to hear it …"
• 3074: {mixing} creating new semiconductor fabrication techniques isn’t as easy as taking ideas from diverse methods and applying them
• 3085: {genius in bad place,*} Org, a human who was 10 times better than sherlock holmes, but never solved a case because he was trying to keep himself alive
• 3087: {bugs,life,game} harsh truths about the world taking inspiration on software
• 3092: {regrets} what if everything could be solved by the way we try to solve our stuff often, by overthinking or procrastinating
• 3093: {random} Learning something at random may not give you the results you want
• 3097: {science to fairy tales} If you put science into fary tales, like Jack and the Beanstalk, it will derail into madness or death XD
• 3117: {science,unknowns} Science can’t explain everything to the moment, a little bit depressing at first, but exciting to investigate further
• 3135: {bulding anything} Building anything is incredibly hard
• 3161: {adulthood} Nobody really knows what is an adult, nobody really feels like an adult, ever
• 3173: {neural network} Technically we are neural networks, so we can call ourselves that
• 3177: {best,dystopia} Creating the objectively best of anything would be less than good from everybody
• 3238: {gay,outlawed,phycallity} Men are afraid of being perceived as less than masculine
• 3266: {exposition} Some stories are only exposition. That’s nerving
• 3269: {astrophysics} shooting the sun, shooting the stars, or multistage rockets
• 3296: {vr,imagination} Imagination is the ultimate VR! We can all imagine whatever we want and it could be come true (in our minds)
• 3297: {worldbuilding} If there is a world that we can’t imagine, why would you try to do so anyway. Lier
• 3309: {book,judge} You should judge a modern book by its cover to some degree
• 3332: {proverbs} Many russian, chinese and japanase proverbs rock
• 3339: {batman,saving the world} What if the riddler dedicated his intellect for good?
• 3348: {love} I want everybody to love themselves so I can be loved better
• 3457: {god,restart} If god wanted to solve the big problems, he should restart the universe, which nobody really wants
• 3095, 3096, 3099, 3102, 3106, 3109, 3113, 3114, 3118, 3120, 3131, 3136, 3139, 3140, 3149, 3153, 3160, 3164, 3174, 3201, 3210, 3213, 3215, 3221, 3222, 3223, 3225, 3227, 3230, 3250, 3262, 3267, 3276, 3280, 3282, 3290, 3293, 3294, 3306, 3307, 3320, 3328, 3336, 3337, 3340, 3346, 3377, 3388, 3396, 3404, 3411, 3419, 3429, 3435, 3442, 3447, 3456, 3467
• 3490: {what if} Black swan. Predicting the unpredictable
• 3500: {ache,age} Talking about our aging and aching bodies vs. immortals
• 3497, 3501, 3502, 3507, 3521, 3524, 3529, 3530, 3543, 3544

SMBC

url: http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id={num}

• 30, 33, 972
• 643: half-genie jesus
• 693, 1202, 1415, 1561, 1572, 1623, 1625, 1663, 1677, 1695, 1702, 1722, 1733, 1738, 1762, 1763, 1778, 1797, 1801, 1852, 1871, 1880, 1889, 1890, 1940, 1962, 1965, 1989, 1990, 2005, 2008, 2012, 2013, 2017, 2021
• 2039: 1 + 1 = ? . Define 1 …
• 2065, 2067, 2077, 2079, 2080, 2085, 2088, 2093,
• 2094: Gulpo: The fish who eats concepts
• 2096, 2112, 2114, 2116, 2143, 2145, 2158, 2159, 2180, 2182, 2186, 2189
• 2195: Cite the two causes of the first world war: - The universal wave function - The boundary conditions of the universe
• 2196, 2199, 2210, 2214, 2223, 2224, 2240, 2254, 2267, 2269, 2274, 2305, 2307, 2337, 2341, 2347, 2348, 2349, 2351, 2352, 2358, 2362, 2363, 2365, 2367, 2368, 2369, 2372, 2376, 2379, 2381, 2383, 2388, 2393, 2396, 2406, 2409, 2411, 2412, 2413, 2419
• 2425: thanksgiving to evolution for a walking ball of meat with a tiny head
• 2433, 2434, 2437, 2438, 2448, 2449, 2451, 2452, 2456, 2457, 2458, 2462, 2463, 2465, 2466, 2471, 2475, 2479, 2481, 2486, 2489, 2503, 2505, 2507, 2516, 2521, 2524, 2526, 2529, 2533, 2535, 2541, 2542, 2553, 2590, 2594, 2597, 2600, 2601, 2609, 2633, 2635, 2636, 2639, 2640, 2642, 2644, 2672, 2686, 2702, 2703, 2705, 2706, 2715, 2717
• 2722: {motivational} become a master several times in your lifetime, you have 11 “lifetimes” in your lifetime
• 2729, 2765, 2767, 2769, 2807, 2809, 2816, 2824, 2826, 2828, 2843, 2854, 2873, 2889, 2890, 2891, 2897, 2899, 2906, 2907, 2908, 2913, 2929, 2932, 2939
• 2951 # intelligent people talk about …, normal people …, assholes …
• 2963, 2992, 3000, 3011, 3060, 3062, 3064, 3073, 3074, 3082, 3088, 3101
• 3105: {meatballs,vegetarian} meat is murder, vegetarianism is genocide
• 3106, 3112, 3128, 3148, 3150, 3152, 3154, 3156, 3164, 3172, 3174, 3177, 3179, 2436, 1309, 3183, 3186, 3202, 3209, 2383
• 3224: philosophy, it chains you without answers
• 3230: nobody will be sad, because nobody will survive
• 3231: where kitties go when they die?
• 3259: do the same, over and over and over, game
• 3266: hittler’s time travels
• 3269: adulthood vs childhood
• 3272: vectorial calculus in the future
• 3273: history of technology. The life hat no point.
• 3277: earth polluted, is not good eat now humans
• 3278: the more complicated the math, the dumber you sound explaining it.
• 3280: i’m gonna talk about lord for hours - and i’m gonna eat the cynade capsule
• 2383: an old lady or the mona lisa
• https://medium.com/the-nib/8ae20a9d208a: dolphin hypothesis
• https://medium.com/the-nib/35aa5abf79da: what’s your label
• 3310: devotion (I would climb …)
• 3315: you are like heroin …
• 3316: the machine to see the future
• 3319: popeye and hormone effects
• https://medium.com/the-nib/f9cfca7267c5: extract - science ruining everything…
• 3324: a drink chemical free
• 3332: biology is information exchange
• 3333: primary household
• https://medium.com/the-nib/496b6656a26e: science funding
• 3337: build a time machine that see the “past”
• 3340: the second law of termodinamics and evolution
• 3350: what was first math or the universe?
• 3344: lobbyist, civics
• 3351: locking 100 babies for ten years
• https://medium.com/the-nib/follow-your-dreams-921a8190fd4c: kid’s list of dreams
• 3358: something can’t contain by itself
• 3361: i’m afraid, your anus will never be the same
• 3362: tooth fairy, and money
• 3363: parenting and diapers
• 3364: what did one cow say to the other?
• 3371: i don’t believe in fairies, quantics
• 3374: false notion about attractiveness
• 3375: make a paper sound better by referencing much older work
• 3382: babys come from storks, and viceversa
• 3386: why’d you make me lose at science fair?
• 3388: we are dying constantly every instant of our lives
• 3390: getting permision from a small group of elders
• 3400: scientist, can you draw a beautiful rose?
• 3403: most intelligent being on earth
• https://medium.com/the-nib/check-your-bat-privilege-7737c3eb9782: check your bat-privilege
• 3408: typical agent’s movie
• 3413: negative at 15th years, because there so many choices
• 3415: what if exist a species that aren’t horrible, like humans
• 3423: attractiveness, intelligence and realibility. Optimization problem.
• 3424: where do babies come from?. From the stork, the stork’s larva.
• 3427: put your enemy in the pleasure machine
• 3430: your mirror image from a mirror universe is not a bad person.
• 3432: humans lack in objective sense
• 3438: who wants some bovine mammary fluid …
• 3442: I’m not Dead, i’m his brother Life.
• 3446: Does we have free will?
• 3452: Santa is dead
• 3453: Science Channel
• 3454: I am willing to perform services in exchange for currency
• 3455: Internship as slang
• 3474: Decide to ignore that time change and the point of view of the things are different now
• 3493: sex talk from grandpa the old captain
• 3508: the future is a foreing country, and your are not welcome there
• 3539: bad things happen to good people fallacy
• 3552: optimist, pessimist, opportunist
• 3562: the origin of suffering is desire, but desire make spaceships :D, buddhism
• 3563: i have become my oppinions
• 3565: the math book is dumb, better explain with a commutative ring
• https://medium.com/the-nib/unnatural-selection-f0affb15d342: natural selection of a better zombie
• 3594: auction, how making rational choices can lead an irrational behaivor
• 3621: downloading books from internet is “unethical”
• 3638: robin hood was a finance man
• 3639: robot, calculate the value of pi
• https://thenib.com/the-terrifying-manwolf-a029ed2dfc1a: Wolf: a was bitten by a man, now in full moon i become a man
• 3659: my dreams are heavy and yours are light
• 3664: many things to do to make my child happy
• 3668: dad, why is the sky blue?
• 3689: horror for robots
• 3692: car-boat is a bad idea son. - be an adult must be a nightmare
• 3693: happiness spigot
• 3694: would you cheat on me?
• 3726: I can’t wait until my daughter is into boy bands.
• 3732: scientist: we have a slight measuring error, or all of physics is wrong. reporter: all of physics is wrong.
• 3733: humans attribute consciousness to themselves
• 3743: argument from dignity: I don’t decend from an ape, i decend from two people who disobeyed God
• 3751: teaching pro-tip: the human mind more readily remembers horrifying images
• 3752: humans are more likely to remember sad events over happy ones
• 3761: lingistic philosophies, you all are shitty at grammar. descriptivist, pragmatic
• 3771: a poop joke, it’s funny because its fake like your wife
• 3777: translations from math people. But what?! harmonic series withouts 9s converge
• 3803: I free you, people, from the evil king, I promise I’ll not be as bad as him
• 3810: you should read classics. … when you enter adulthood, you must learn only the minimum to not get fired
• 3811: the five stages … denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance … 60’s “theories”
• 3820: mom, all god’s creatures go to heaven? … then, heaven is full of ‘r strategists’ (insects)
• 3821: kid: it is our opinion that parents should only intervene in free childhood behaivor …
• 3824: left/right brain… are you crazy, your brain is capable of pattern recognition, it’s far too complex to comprehend
• 3831: {ethics} {economics} ethical problems are imposible to solve, let’s take them to the realm of economics. It’s ethical to steal bread but not champagne.
• 3832: chemist reads a romance novel: “he was hard as steel” is meaningless without temperature and presure
• 3840: it’s not worthy to be superhero nowadays, the cities are too big. “All telepaths are now employed by high-speed trending firms”
• 3846: in a bad presentation - I will now put a whole bunch of fourteenth order differential equations on the projector, which will make you afraid to look stupid by asking questions
• 3847: support group for mathematics. Selling lottery tickets or whole life insurance
• 3863: too late to explore the world. too early to explore the stars. – 1700’s: man, scurvy is as bad as the daily floggings.
• 3867: sometimes i thinks i’m just a machine fulfilling programming. - you’re too whiny
• 3872: babies are weird. they feel instantly happy when they want a toy and they have it. i wouldn’t show my happiness
• 3874: another fictional comic showing how we would make a market from anything, in this case goat blood and satan
• 3880: {science articles} science articles: a guide. subject matter simple X average sentence is hard -> probably just bullshit
• 3883: the most american movie ever made: ghostbusters
• 3885: babies are happy with the box and not the toy. - you can read all shakespeare and you see stupid television
• 3895: changing how the world works is easier than educating people (have you met people)
• 3907: wanna get into a semantic argument?
• 3913: maths: “it’s like 1% insight, 99% semantics” … the math isn’t right but ok
• 3916: heaven is hell for philosophers at least
• 3920: rogue statician: "objection isn’t binary it’s a spectrum", so stop the marriage
• 3931: you’re making an argument, most arguments are wrong, so your argument is wrong
• 3932: how is that, in a system created by humans for humans, students who don’t want to learn something are paying to take classes from someone who doesn’t want to teach them?
• 3947: how (research in) maths works: somebody finds something "impossible", many deny it, all of them eventually die and finally get transferred to “stupid” students who doesn’t get it
• 3958: how to comunicate physics, science journalism
• 3961: god, why are quantum mechanics so difficult?
• 3955: reverse social engineering
• 3969: This statement is false. - No, it isn’t. It’s true. You need to define what true is.
• 3974: talking is weird. I’m just wobbling some mucus membranes right now.
• 3979: dear lord could you cancel whatever plan you had personally selected, violate all known laws of physics and pre-empt the fundamental mechanisms of causality itself in order to…
• 3981: mom! there’s a monster under my bed. - Nahh, it’s dead, it was actually an entire family, anyway good night.
• 3986: humans can only conceptualize about six and a half thing at time, you’re dumb!
• 3988: Which wine is best is merely a social construct.
• 3990: Mommy, is there a Robot heaven? - Absolutely - And people heaven - hahahahaha!
• 3994: Anthroponuclear Multiple Worlds Theory.
• 3996: The ant fungus head man
• 3997: Driveless cars killing people slow and consistenly
• 4001: Jesus could make real miracles, like making a rock get warmer, but nobody was impressed. Wine, wine is the answer
• 4009: Everything with science is better! The fact that I’m depressed is a consequence of a singularity billions of years ago!
• 4012: the talk: it’s pretty difficult to find a good relationship
• 4014: stop enabling people being saturns
• 4025: “those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it” does’t mean what you think it does
• 4039: playing a game on reinforcing gender stereotypes
• 4046: i’m in the age where everyone is getting married, babies … dead
• 4062: {happiness} current research suggests that happiness is best achieved by having low expectations, then meeting them or exceeding them!
• 4066: with my entire being oriented around a single goal that will consume my whole remaining life… I feel my heart strangely warmed
• 4083: why should the government have access to all citizens data?
• 4084: pickup statistics. Tired of not getting a girlfriend, just shift her mental model of local mate quality
• 4092: decay of whimsy (humour) in science!
• 4098: all my friends are gone, i’m the last one in the dance hall and the music still plays
• 4122: {general AI} general AI, it’s going to kill us all anyway, so enjoy while there is time
• 4123: Kafka’s stories in reverse make great kids’ films.
• 4124: do really humans have feelings, or were they just preprogrammed to seem so
• 4129: men a women differ, but … when measured, most of the differences are small, and some disappear under cross cultural analysis, …
• 4131: {AI} human brains are incredible complex, but they’re like that because of 4 billion years of evolution, and they’re measy really measy
• 4147: {Philosophy} The Heap Problem. We are not capable of seen everything at once and need concepts to describe things that actually doesn’t exists.
• 4148: {Statistics} Are you carrying any explosive chemicals? - Probably not
• 4150: {Maths} The only math we should teach children is arithmetic - I never realized innumeracy was the major driver of economic growth.

url: http://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/{name}

• qualia: {kids,AI} machines can’t experience qualia, like humans can, but when they make their case, they always mention charming qualia …
• teach-a-man-to-fish: {ethics} teach humans to fish and prepare to get disastrous results
• natural-scientists: {scientists} are kids natural scientists?
• an-important-distinction: {nationalism,patriotism} nationalism != patriotism, but they get confussed because nationalism kills patriotism
• phonemes: {phonemes} voiceless ‘th’ is one weird phoneme, only few languages in earth have it
• on-cheese-platters: {social science,social status} children of affluence (those who grow with high resource environments) do not fear to give, they fear to receive
• humans-are-special: {humans} why are we humans special, A: we’re not much, but we waste a lot of time in bullshit
• path-of-a-hero: {survivor bias} only those who survived got books written about them, but statistically most died without nobody knowing them ever
• why-i-couldn39t-be-a-math-teacher: {honesty,math teacher} Teacher! will we ever use any of this algebra? - you won’t, but one of the smart kids might.
• the-troll-toll: {fee,taxes} This country has been putting less money into infraestructure every year since I was born! we’re living off of the investments of our grandparents and the inheritance of our kids!
• the-greatest-possible-superhero: {economics,philosophy,superhero} The Utilitarian (superhero): his consciousness is dead, but the remainder of his brain will keep his organs alive while I harvest them
• the-talk-3: {quantum computing} quantum computing is not really about trying all computations at once, that’s just not right, it’s really something more complex and interesting (making use of complex numbers and other stuff)
• the-chosen-ones: {empty universe,short life} you humans are weird, life is pointless, but you are too self-involved to notice it
• scrooging: {scrooge} changing ones perspective with time
• bad-parents: {parent} I don’t have any, but I’d be good at it if I had
• pop-music: {mainstream,rejection} a song about two people rejecting societies norms and becoming normal thing, and then, rejection of the trope
• eat-the-apple: {enocomics} changing the price trick to trick eve into eating the damn fruit
• we-are-special: {special} Humans aren’t special, anything that might make us humans different from other animals, some animal may have it
• the-real-villain: {housing,busting} The scooby group finds that the real villain is humans
• snowflake: {realist} The best parent would be that which is realistic but sweet
• perception-of-colors: {kids,qualia} Could the perception of colors differ, could we have different qualias altogether
• advanced: {overqualified} Wasted skills in the private sector, and busy navigating the burocracy of the public sector
• platypus: {behaviour} We are the weird ones
• yelling: {understanding} Yelling to an inanimate object or unconsious being doesn’t solve anything
• wrapping-paper: {gifts,anticipation} Gifts are wrapped to teach a lesson, the lesson of anticipation
• college-level-mathematics: {university fees} University fees are so insanely high that you could just hire a few research asistants and buy a tiger, and it would still be cheaper
• biology-2: {biologists} Biologists don’t just admire nature, they want to tamper with it in ways normal people wouldn’t think of
• toe: {only god} Guy hurts its toe and god tells him it was for a reason, a sinister reason
• ai-3: {AI} Human Level Intelligence can be achieved by lower human intelligence
• comedy: {parenting} Raise a kid believen stuff that doesn’t exist to make fun of him later on
• sob: {language} “Son of a gun” is worst than “son of a bitch”
• ambition: {ambition} Letting dreams control your life makes you sad
• modern-epic: {kids,superheroes} The modern epic is the superheroes. And they reflect our perception of how should we behave, and it’s sad.
• modules: {kids,biases} We all have incomplete and bised models of the world. It’s scary that nobody really knows much about anything
• the-truth-about-parenting: {parenting} Parenting is hard, harder than most things
• the-ugly-duckling: {swan,duckling} Not a nice story
• requiem-for-a-dil: {job} Dilbert could get a different job but he doesn’t want, he “likes” his job
• life-philosophy: {life} Living as if the past or the future were worst makes one somewhat happier
• formality: {language} Languages differences doesn’t mean there are things in your society that others like and viceversa
• soul-2: {soul,cryptography} If there is anything unexplainable it could be used as a source of randomness
• problem: {mathematicians} Mathematicians are the only field where people get excited to be proven wrong after a life time of work
• suffering: {robots,philosophy,life} What life means and what is the proof of something living depends on whathever is on the top of the ladder of power
• listening: {data} Getting peoples data nowadays is easy, they just give it for comodity
• conscious: {memory} Implicit memory (eg. motor memory) vs declarative memory. A monk telling his student why to let the mind go when practicing combat, because you want to use and store the motor skills!
• bar-joke: {free will,determinism} Only (non-existant) god can have true free will and determinism
• mined: {inside} Imagining the inside of our brains as a cave being explored
• this-town: {burocracy} Investing in peoples lives is often better for rich people to keep making more unless burocracy
• dear-science: {god,science} Anthropomorphising science and making it like god
• https://twitter.com/smbccomics/status/859123621259689984?lang=en: {science,photographs} How to photograph science
• 2011-07-13, academics, anomie, anything, art-2, astrobiology, bees-2, brain, calculate, capacity, cats, coffee, coupling, cranium, diet, disc-world, ducklings, elephant-in-the-room, evolution-3, explain, extinction, findings, free-will-3, fridge, game, gan, get-me-a-scientist, gmo, gojirasaurus, golden-age, hiring, history, ideal, intelligence, intelligence-2, language, life, literary-analysis, loans, love-3, monkey, monster, oops, organs, oxford-comma, potential-2, precision-medicine, rapunzel, real-life-2, right, robins, self-assessment, shake-it, song, straw-men, teaching-2, the-horrible-future, the-offensive-truth, the-old-days, the-real-supervillain, they, thin-ice, tldr, vavilov, vintage, virus, we-are-here a-job, a-math-lesson, become-one, best-life-advice, blood-of-the-bayesian, dungeon-classes, ethical-consumption, fascinating, finals-nightmare, fish-don39t-feel-pain, flawed, grim, how-to-photograph-science, killing-all-humans, lemonade, loss-aversion, moody, on-the-island, pareto-romantic, sacrifice, sleeping-beauty-2, smalltalk, smoking-kills, special, specialization, the-best-day-ever, the-bones-speak, the-uses-of-bureaucracy, western-sociology, words

XKCD

url: https://xkcd.com/{num}/

• 33, 44, 45, 52, 59, 71, 77, 85, 86, 112, 113, 117, 123, 132, 132, 135, 138, 138, 139, 149, 154, 156, 158, 162, 163, 167, 171, 173, 175, 177, 182, 187, 191, 196, 203, 207, 208
• 208: making fake stories for my new skills
• 209, 212, 217, 219, 224
• 239: {*} how the people from the future will see the bloggin from now
• https://explainxkcd.com/285/
• 327: good old Boby Tables, sanatizing database inputs
• 356: a new sport: nerd spining, stop a nerd in the middle of the path
• 435: fields arranged by purity. Math rocks
• 525: I know you’re listening, out loud
• 556: alternative energy revolution from war of the worlds
• 771: change in the way to speak with the centuries
• 792: password reuse
• 843: Misconceptions: gonna read wikipedia article “list of common misconceptions”
• 826: xkcd comic done by smbc’s guy
• 891, 893, 895, 898, 904, 910
• 915: connoisseur. Expend enough time with something and you will become a connoiseur
• https://explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/931:_Lanes: {cancer} An explanation of what “surviving” a cancer means
• 936: passwords for humans
• 951: {money} Doing stuff just to save a few cents is stupid and you should avoided
• 974: {optimization} I find that when someone’s taking time to do something right in the present, they’re a perfectionist with no ability to prioritize, whereas when someone took time to do something right in the past, they’re a master artisan of great foresight.
• 1033: formal logic: honk iff you love formal logic
• 1104: dinosaurs with feathers are awesome
• 1145: {question} Sky color, tricky question
• 1168, 1168, 1171
• 1172: bugs interpreted as features
• 1205: {optimization,priorities} how long can you work making a routine task more efficient before you’re spending more time than you save
• 1211: {dinosaurs} by any reasonable definition, T. Rex is more closely related to sparrows than to stegosaurus
• 1217: new drug kills cancer cells (in a petri dish)
• 1222: what’ve you been doing? - definitely not spending time is stupid things I never talk to anyone about
• https://forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=103171: the peace of modern life
• 1235: porcentage of population carrying cameras everywhere they go
• 1248, 1267, 1269
• 1270: functional programming: Functional programming combines the flexibility and power of abstract mathematics with the intuitive clarity of abstract mathematics.
• 1295, 1296, 1297, 1305
• 1312: haskell
• 1314: photos - i hate people who …
• 1319: {optimization} automation: i spend a lot of time on this task i should write a program automating it!
• 1332: be considerate with everybody
• now
• 1349: everything is hard until …
• 1352: Cosmologist on a Tire Swing
• 1357: the free to speech is the right to say whatever you want without being arrested, that doesn’t mean that anyone should hear what you say anyway
• 1379: 4.5 Degrees
• 1381: margin, i have discovered a truly …
• 1386: people are stupid
• 1391: light-night cycle
• 1393: time factoids ghost
• 1409: loaded table: people
• 1421: {*} dear future self
• 1423: {*} what do you do in your free time? - think in an answer
• 1425: in CS, difference between easy and difficult tasks
• 1445: time cost, efficiency
• 1453: fMRI study, activation in the brain
• 1462: blind trials have limitatios
• 1475: Technically
• 1489: fundamental forces
• 1494: that is a fraud not a “cool hack”
• 1495: why everything I have is broken
• 1498: in a bromeliad
• 1513: code quality - keep in mind that i’m self-taught, so me code can be a little messy
• 1530: normal human typing with my normal hands
• 1534: beer taste horrible, it’s a acquired taste
• 1543: team effort: I’d like to thank the bacteria inside me
• 1544: are you scared? God, because I’m coming
• 1545: my weaknesses are to be … and my strengths are … giant tangle of particles
• 1553: public key, maybe i need to post my private key
• 1576: {language} language isn’t a formal system. language is glorious chaos.
• http://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1588: hardware reductionism
• 1592: overthinking… to drink too much water isn’t bad, sitting isn’t bad if you exercise …
• http://www.gatesnotes.com/Health/XKCD-Marks-the-Spot: to erradicate polio isn’t necessary a new app
• 1601: isolation, or why is everyone getting isolated since the 19th century
• 1605: dna, it has been optimized for billions of years, biology is just impossible
• 1606: 5 trillion year forecast
• 1623: It’s 2016, where is my …
• 1640: context for everything: can’t we just talk without your weird need to give context for everything?
• 1658: bad at estimating how long a project would take
• 1708: Dehydration, how many glasses of water you should drink on a day? (answer, no idea, really)
• 1732: {earth’s temperature} a timeline of earth’s average temperature since the last ice age glaciation
• 1738: moon shapes
• 1742: likelihood you will get code working based on how you’re supposed to install it
• 1747: {dinosaurs} spider webs dodn’t fossilized, so, dinosaurs should have been so weird
• 1748: {future archeology} […] harldy any text has been recovered from your era, so we know little about your history and culture
• 1749: {mushrooms} in tree of live, mushrooms are closer to animals than to plants
• 1758: Department of Astrophysics: "[…] everybody has already had the idea, “Maybe there’s no dark matter—Gravity just works differently on large scales!” It sounds good but doesn’t really fit the data."
• 1760: {expentancies from a CS} Don’t you have a computer science degree? - That just I understand how everything went so wrong.
• 1793: {sugar} Comparing how much sugar is in a sugared beverage (ans: a lot)
• 1035: {sugar} drinking things with a lot of sugar should feel gross
• 1827: {survivor bias} Inspirational speeches as well as motivational books are often shams and unrealistic to those who read them because of survivor bias and other things
• 1873: {email,reply} Replying to an email takes too much time
• 1908: {obsessive optimization} Optimizing everything leads to frustration
• 1915: {email,reply} The worst reply function from an email could be telling the recipient how long did it take since the respondent looked at it
• https://explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/1928:_Seven_Years: {cancer,recovery} Randall’s wife recovery path (7 years later)
• 1963: {username} Usernames that can break a system or confuse anybody
• https://explainxkcd.com/1966/, https://explainxkcd.com/1971/
• 1979: {history} History is so big and messy that is a wonder historians pull it out to grab a few answers and insights from it
• 2021: {software development} Brute force is the solution in software development
• 2030: {safety} Aircraft designers and elevator manufacturers know how secure their stuff is, computer scientists know how bad their stuff is. It is really bad.
• 2048: {statistics} The more complex the model you use the more you assume about the distribution of the data (aka. how to do bad science, use adhoc testing methods and statistics)
• 2085: {papers,publications} Arxiv manages to keep working and not destroying the big players. Why?
• 2102: {oblivion,remembering} The Internet Archive is awesome but pretty weird. We may be in the moment in history where all is lost
• 2156: {ufo} Why would the marine lie about a weather baloon framing it as if it was extraterrestrial evidence. Well, because we don’t know what they may be doing with the weather baloon-looking thingy
• 2184: {unpopular opinion} An positive unpopular opinion is hard to find
• 1205, 1211, 1319, 1799, 1807, 1823, 1831, 1838, 1839, 1842, 1849, 1863, 1888, 1894, 1898, 1901, 1909, 1916, 1932, 1934, 1938, 1944, 1954, 1958, 1972, 2006, 2025, 2034, 2042, 2044, 2054, 2143, 2154, 2155, 2158, 2165, 2169, 2170
• 2196: {greetings} Nice to e-meet you
• 2200: {software} Unreachable error reached!
• 406, 1732, 2224, 2228, 2242, 2249, 2268, 2272, 2278, 2337, 2390, 2411, 2450, 2451, 2456, 2460, 2476, 2494, 2519, 2520
• 2546: {star wars,titles} The truth about star troopers! A documentary
• 2682, 2683, 2684, 2685

What If

• http://what-if.xkcd.com/118/: Physical salary, earning salary in real time in coins
• http://what-if.xkcd.com/131/: How to use properly a microwave / based on: http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/content/kitchenscience/exp/-324719c1f8/

Channelate

url: http://www.channelate.com/{comic_dir}/

• 2010/03/30/cheating-ken: too old to play with dolls
• 2010/10/26/awake: fairy tooth
• 2011/11/15/feedin: feeding the snake
• 2012/03/15/sell-my-soul: sell my soul to the devil
• 2012/05/09/i-dunno-sam: not the best answer to …
• 2012/01/02/hypnotized: you will see the audience in fire
• 2014/03/06/questions: ask first to google
• 2014/05/07/need-to-be-honest: split up, but grades up
• 2014/05/12/i-wont-ever-get-a-date: until i lose all this weight
• 2014/06/21/toy-car: I want to be able to fit chicks into the back seat
• 2014/07/30/robot-son: this robot version is all what you miss from your son
• 2014/08/15/closet-ghost: how to afraid kids who arern’t afraid of closet ghosts
• 2014/09/01/scary-stories: scare your kids is awesome
• 2014/09/10/confident: I wonder if I’ll be alone forever
• 2014/09/25/text-2: broke in a text
• 2014/10/01/something-to-talk-about: broke, or not, yes
• 2015/01/09/science-2: i didn’t get into science to make weapons, … friends
• 2015/05/28/turtle: talk to the talkin’ turtle
• 2015/07/10/ted: {*} “ted” became an insult after ted III kill his people
• 2015/10/27/baby-poop: you can change yourself (going to the future)
• 2016/01/02/i-t-dracula: The adventures of IT Dracula
• 2016/02/01/i-t-dracula-2: you’re a great guy, so… my computer isn’t working
• 2016/05/02/selfie: living da life!
• 2016/06/21/help-daddy: daddy there is a ghost in my closet, without kids
• 2016/07/29/fortune: misspelled fortune cookie (bad word)

Sandra and Woo

url: http://www.sandraandwoo.com/{url_name}

• woode/2014/05/15/0581-bibelstunde-mit-larisa, 2014/06/26/0593-buffalo-buffalo, woode/2014/07/11/0597-soziales-konstrukt, 2012/11/19/0430-software-engineering-now-with-cats, 2017/04/02/raccoon-power, 2018/09/06/1019-theres-always-a-bigger-spider-in-the-pond, 2019/04/21/1076-art-styles, woode/2017/01/23/0854-geisterbahn, woode/2017/09/25/0923-larisa-aendert-sich, woode/2017/10/16/0929-haette-ich-nicht-sagen-sollen
• 2014/11/24/0636-hodge-theater: ABC conjecture proof
• woode/2014/12/08/0640-stehkarussell-ii: Sicherheit macht kein Spaß
• 2015/08/13/0709-pandering-to-the-audience: betraying one’s ideals
• 2015/09/10/0717-dropping-the-bomb: I’ll be blind in ten years and dead in twenty. I don’t give a damn if some puritans have a problem with my naked body.
• 2016/06/16/0795-the-year-2050: {AI} Human’s expectations about robots for year 2050, expectation vs reality
• 2019/01/21/1052-core-memory: {spanking,grown up} Something that Ye Thuza loves as a grown up

Chaos Life

url: http://chaoslife.findchaos.com/{name}

• tongue-twister, seizure-smarts
• scotus-socks: discution about a company’s religion
• nature-is-magical-4: Hippos kill more humans than any other mammal per year
• quirky-quiche: a foolproof recipe, try it!

Jesus and Mo

url: http://www.jesusandmo.net/comic/{name}/

• thor2: humans have create a lot of gods …
• known: the concept of blasphemy
• wow: someone tweet "crazy", and they made him apologize ‘because’ it’s offensive
• solve: it just exists. it just does
• prey: i’m been radicalised by the koran, jesus
• media: mo thinks he hasn’t been draw in the past 10 years, and then looks at google images
• move: "move on!", you don’t support islam to be criticed because it’s to weak when it’s exposed
• worthy: mo: not all ideas are worthy of respect, so shut up!
• words: pseudo-profundities
• anthem: theocracy via armed revolution better that “god save the queen”
• flat: discarding the bits that contradict it
• strong: mo is a model of human kindness because the koran say’s (sometimes) so
• cult2: religions are cults! people become dependent on the cult for both their sense of identity and their view of reality
• long: so many injured and dead people because of war and islam. - j: poor people - mo: poor islam
• most: blasphemous cartoons should be illegal. The incite violence, there is no way to kill a blasphemous non-violently.
• crime: religion can be a useful tool for tricking criminals into behaving themselves
• policy: religion has nothing to do with cof terrorism, even if the terrorists say it’s because of religion
• wind2: what does it mean to have a “strong” faith?: “unwilliness to admit you are mistaken”
• tool: {niqab} tool of patriarchal control and forced upon women, but weirdly rephrased as religious freedom
• fake: {bible,koran,fake news} People have been like sheeps forever, now it’s no different
• errors: {perfect,believe,logic} It is not the same thing to use logic on some axioms as to excrutinise the axioms to gather whether their true or not
• arms2: {attacking} One must not know all about a topic to disregard it as bullshit, there are shortcuts. Also, consider all religions
• bad: Religiosity vs intelligence (negative correlation)
• egg: {easter} Trying to explain the f*cked up of the trinity tires even god itself
• ahead, clue, code, full, homo2, idiot, marry2, police, saved, say, speech, why-2

La Pulga Snob

url: http://www.lapulgasnob.com/{comic_dir}.html

• 2013/08/inspiracion, 2013/09/estrella-fugaz, 2013/10/miedos, 2013/10/iguales, 2013/10/sello-de-autenticidad, 2013/11/leyes, 2013/11/asistencia
• 2014/01/hueco: cruz
• 2014/03/confirmacion: ciencia en los medios de comunicación
• 2014/04/el-sentido-de-la-vida: próposito en la vida
• 2014/04/azucar: azúcar, a mí me funciona
• 2014/05/trabajo-duro: es mi trabajo, yo lo compro
• 2014/05/crianza-ejemplar: mis padres no me dejaban ver star wars
• 2014/05/tecla-verbal: “pero” se usa para borrar lo que se acaba de decir
• 2014/05/el-beso: contra la homofobia
• 2014/05/evolucion: los del otro lado son demonios
• 2014/05/conclusiones: no le diré que pensar, usted puede sacar sus “propias” conclusiones
• 2014/06/futbol: nos llena de pasion, saca lo mejor de nosotros
• 2014/06/garabato: arte
• 2014/06/interrogacion: decir lo que quieren
• 2014/07/multicolor: verdes, naranjas, morados y normales, todos iguales
• 2014/07/necesidad: cien pesos para sobrevivir
• 2014/08/aliado: ya admití que la carga no es justa, ¿qué más quieres?
• 2014/08/homilia: pido perdón por lo que ya no podemos ocultar
• 2014/08/proverbio: corrije al sabio … corrije al necio. corregir es con G
• 2014/10/escandalo: malditas farmamafias, mejor compre mi producto
• 2014/11/flechas: tomar en cuenta sólo los casos positivos, estilo de muchos “papers”
• 2014/11/puente: facultad de ingenieria actua como la de políticas
• 2014/11/vestido: los curas me irritan, se hacen los tolerantes los desgraciados
• 2015/01/el-papa-del-pueblo: mascara
• 2015/01/amor-de-padres: la comida es peligrosa, por eso no se la damos a nuestros hijos
• 2015/02/ecumenismo: no hace falta ser católico para reconocerme como vuestro amo
• 2015/03/buenos-y-malos: ¿cómo sabemos si somos los buenos? matamos a las malos
• 2015/03/modelo-teorico: asumiendo que los seres humanos son … vacas esféricas
• 2015/04/lucha-por-la-libertad: luchamos por la libertad, luego la quitamos
• 2015/04/los-limites-de-la-ciencia: ¡profesor está jugando a ser dios!, wajajaja
• 2015/05/multinacional: no usamos métodos contrarios a la ética para vender transgenicos, sino para vender “orgánicos”
• 2015/06/utopia: destruimos por amor
• 2015/06/manipulacion: y así demostramos que no manipulamos gráficos
• 2015/07/baranda: no queremos protección porque nos lastima
• 2015/08/atencion: no escuchar a la gente que uno no quiere escuchar no es censura (si ellos son muy cansones)
• 2015/10/miel: {chemicals} la miel es genial. - si pero hay que agregarle enzymas y demás basura química
• 2015/10/crisis-social: los jóvenes de hoy no son como yo era a su edad
• 2015/10/viaje-espacial: … explicación: el progreso implica que, algo que antes era para unos pocos por su dificultad o precio ahora sea para todos
• 2015/11/division: no deberíamos estar divididos, así que pasate a mi lado que es el correcto
• 2015/11/responsabilidad: ¿Por qué no eres responsable y formas una familia con niños (para que sufran por tu falta de planeación)?
• 2016/01/simplista: {simplism} ¿por qué siempre buscan explicaciones simplistas a todo? - porque la gente es estúpida
• 2016/02/hiperbole: abusando de la hiperbole
• 2016/05/deficiencias-educativas: Muestra representativa
• 2016/03/humo: cínico, es obviamente incorrecto lo que ustedes dicen no ven que yo no estoy haciendo lo que el cartel dice
• 2016/05/lenguaje: evolución del lenguaje, están destruyendo el idioma
• 2016/05/beneficios: objetivo de la empresa aumentar los beneficios (debería, entonces aumentar el sueldo de sus trabajadores), como lo hace, reduciendo el sueldo de los trabajadores
• 2016/05/un-visitante-del-futuro: {nurturing} ¿la crianza de los niños es de quienes los enjendraron, aún cuando no tengan aptitud ni paciencia?
• 2016/06/un-padre-preocupado: como se supone que le enseñe a mi hijo que tiene que despreciar a otros cuando le enseñan que otros tienen misma dignidad humana que yo
• 2016/06/polvo-de-estrellas: noticia estúpida: la piedra de las piramides proviene de las estrellas
• 2016/06/respetable: como esperás que te respete si no vivís como yo te digo
• 2016/07/contraargumento: Si dios no existe, ¿cómo explicás que te vayas a irte al infierno por ser ateo?. No tiene sentido
• 2016/07/en-la-pared: ¿un rayón en la pared es arte?, pregunta para “académicos”
• 2016/09/homenaje: madre teresa de calculta. Estamos aquí para rendir homenaje a esta gran persona que nunca dejó de recordarnos que los pobres y los desvalidos sirven para ganarnos el paraíso
• 2016/09/antirradiacion: {radiation} procedimiento efectivo. Impide que su celular emita radiaciones
• 2016/11/imaginario: {god,imaginary} cura a niño jugando pokemón: hijo mío, no piensas dedicarte a buscar seres imaginarios toda tu vida, ¿verdad?
• 2016/11/aprobacion: {approval} no me importa que pinsen de mí, ¡yo no hago las cosas para obtener aprobación de los demás!, so suscribius a mi canal ;)
• 2017/10/vencedor: {argument} El que gana la guerra es el que tiene razón
• 2017/09/escritura-creativa: {god} ¿Entonces te ponés a vos mismo como mártir y protagonista?
• 2017/03/adaptacion_31, 2017/04/decadencia-filmica, 2017/04/sano-debate, 2017/04/tuerca, 2017/10/vlog, 2017/11/balde, 2017/11/ellos, 2017/12/critica-cultural

Dilbert

url: http://dilbert.com/strip/{date}

• 2016-06-27: The biggest risk to your happiness involves listening to other people.
• 2016-07-17: I love/hate to live in a world where everything I need is on the Interent (poor made recipe youtube videos)
• 2016-08-28: {scam} Selling ghosts clothes by an insurance
• 2016-09-16: we have plenty of quality in the departement of quality assurance
• 2016-10-17: {web developing} every web developer has a different approach to do things and would like to do everything his way
• 2016-11-13: {idea,start-up} I have a great idea, code it! - so, I would be doing all the work? - I already did the hard part of coming up with an idea
• 2017-01-02: {boss,incompetence} Setting environments, tools of work
• 2017-01-03: {boss,incompetence} Paying technical debt, rushing work
• 2017-01-04: {boss,incompetence} Several projects concurrently
• 2017-01-05: {boss,incompetence} Interruptions at work
• 2017-01-09: {boss,incompetence} Work takes time because you are an outsider
• 2017-02-05, 2017-03-27
• 2017-03-28: {life,wanting} Always wanting more of life seems counterintuitive. It doesn’t let you enjoy the now
• 2017-04-30: {ads,mind control} Big companies are forcing us to relinquish our resources to them
• 2017-04-09

Your Wild City

url: http://www.yourwildcity.com/comic/{name}/

• roly-poly-party: what roly polys are (marranitos)
• youre-invited-to-the-gastro-party: snails seal when the temperatures aren’t right but go haunting on night and on rain

Abstruse Goose Comic

url: http://abstrusegoose.com/{num}

• 14, 26, 47, 51, 56
• 57: watching football isn’t homosexual, what you see is
• 125, 133, 141, 175, 183, 211, 215, 218, 219, 249, 250, 254, 258, 262, 275, 276, 277, 283, 291, 295, 297, 299, 301, 302, 304, 320, 323, 325, 329, 330, 339, 350, 353, 354, 356, 360, 361, 366, 371, 373, 376, 377, 378, 379, 380, 385, 393, 394, 395, 397, 401, 406, 415, 416
• 418: {real world,*} entering the real world after college
• 419, 421, 424, 425, 430, 432, 435, 443, 447, 449, 451, 457, 467, 469, 471, 474, 479, 482, 487, 488, 493, 502, 504, 507, 508, 511, 516, 517, 525, 526, 528, 540, 541, 542, 544, 545, 547
• 554: relax and do nothing
• 557: a protest
• 558: doesn’t-understand-sarcmasm man
• 563: neural network that teach itself computer programming
• 565: phantom internet, start thinking
• 572: this movie came out in 2003, there was not facebook …
• 587: {human life} For an all-knowing creature, a human is blissfully happy
• 589, 598, 600, 608

Spiked Math

url: http://spikedmath.com/{num}.html

• 557: proofs part 1
• 558: proofs part 2
• 559: Möbius Wedding Band
• 564: connect these 9 dots with four straight lines
• 568: ranking algorithm for list of things on saturday night

Drawing Board Comic

url: http://drawingboardcomic.com/index.php?comic={num}

• 49: a mysterious force pulling him down (laziness)
• 142: {*} overthinking it. talk with her in the bus
• 157: wow, those two (boobs) are big - no, they’re imaginary
• 176: {*} life would be sooo easy if I had X power - wrong, it would be the same!
• 204: {*} feeling lonely
• 208: {*} limited time only

Loading Artist

url: http://www.loadingartist.com/comic/{name}

• new-friend: new friend - the blender
• happy-new-ye: distracted by internet
• good-times: that was my cat
• conflict-of-disinterest: I want to be alone. … But now I feel lonely. WHY?!
• picture-perfect: perfect picture of the baby’s first steps
• motivation: I close my eyes and pretend I’m a very old man …
• stuffed-up: I have a cold. I wish I could end this.
• first-glance: {loneliness} {finding someone} why nobody look at me, am i so ugly?. she is looking at me, why? run!
• by-my-side: you aren’t alone you’ll always have us, mirrors
• deep

Questionable Content

url: http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic={num}

• 3209: {*} I blame romantic comedies. They’ve conditioned us to believe the more elaborate the meet-cute, the more powerful the romance.
• 3237: Overthinking everything. Reducing somebody to a test case.
• 3240: {AI} is it possible to create an intelligence without consciousness? how would it be?
• 3310: {upfront,*} So many problems could be avoided if people just said what they were feeling. - Romantic comedies would be a lot shorter
• 3425, 3497

Chrono

url: http://www.chrono.cl/comic/{num}/

• 14: juegos de azar, ganarse la loteria
• 15: en quién piensas
• 26: actitudes en un examen
• 27: esfuerzo de ruptura, cantidad de redes sociales
• 30: el regalo perfecto, tesis
• 32: predicciones año que viene
• 34: por qué trabajar aquí
• 43: {*} examen de ética
• 44: a partir de las 22hrs este canal está autorizado
• 47: no eres tu, soy yo
• 53: el problema de la mochila, knapsack problem
• 54: procrastinando
• 58: debes estar cansada después de mi sueño de anoche
• 63: {*} cómo hacer un examen: selección múltiple
• 65: {*} cómo hacer un examen: verdadero o falso
• 69: preguntar como va la tesis
• 70: <3 == (-inf, 3)
• 77: al que no le interese puede retirarse
• 80: estado de ánimo: “normal”
• 81: estudiando tarde para el examen
• 83: qué tal el examen, sócrates
• 87: típica oferta de trabajo
• 90: integrales hasta en el baño
• 94: Corte de luz nocturno
• 96: decidir que hacer, procrastinación
• 101: inspiración divina en un exámen
• 102: consejo, depresión
• 104: idiota en clase de cálculo
• 105: escribir lo que se aprendió en la semana
• 106: ¿por qué tardaste tanto en terminar tu carrera?
• 109: Sobre la empresa y la competencia

Dosis Diarias

url: http://www.dosisdiarias.com/{comic_dir}.html

• 2010/05/2010-05-10, 2008/08/2008-08-22, 2009/11/2009-11-30, 2011/02/2011-02-15, 2013/05/08, 2008/08/2008-08-29, 2009/10/2009-10-16_16, 2013/05/11, 2010/07/2010-07-21, 2010/04/2010-04-08, 2010/03/2010-03-09_10, 2010/08/2010-08-03, 2008/03/2008-03-18, 2010/03/2010-03-17, 2010/07/2010-07-28, 2008/08/2008-08-28, 2010/10/2010-10-13, 2010/10/2010-10-12, 2007/03/blog-post_30, 2009/01/2009-01-30, 2011/05/2011-05-06, 2011/07/2011-07-04, 2010/05/2010-05-05, 2009/12/2009-12-03, 2010/05/2010-05-06, 2010/03/2010-03-09, 2009/08/2009-08-05, 2011/07/2011-07-22, 2010/05/2010-05-25, 2010/07/2010-07-27, 2009/04/2009-04-27, 2008/09/2008-09-09, 2010/04/2010-04-12, 2010/07/2010-07-16, 2007/07/blog-post_09, 2009/02/2009-02-03, 2011/09/2011-09-21, 2009/01/2009-01-26, 2009/04/2009-04-06, 2008/08/2008-08-25, 2011/04/2011-04-14, 2009/11/2009-11-16, 2007_06_30_archive, 2010/10/2011-10-25, 2008/01/2008-01-03, 2008/02/2008-02-22, 2008/02/2008-02-18, 2008/04/2008-04-08, 2008/07/2008-07-02, 2008/12/2008-12-05, 2008/12/2008-12-09, 2009/06/2009-06-16, 2010/11/2010-11-12, 2013/08/14, 2013/08/18, 2013/09/46, 2013/11/62
• 2012/07/2012-07-31: {*} amigos: foto
• 2013/12/72: autoayuda entorpece tu andar (camino)
• 2014/01/90: mejor los dioses griegos
• 2014/05/155: mala ortografía, que se joda
• 2014/11/227: tocino o sexo, pero no ambas
• 2015/01/252: nuestro dios es amor y tenemos armas para probarlo
• 2015/01/254: si no eres parte de la solución, … frases cliché
• 2015/01/256: luchar por pensar por si mismo, es una orden
• 2015/03/283_20: necesito un psicólogo, o bueno cualquier otra persona para sacrificar
• 2015/06/15: - no llores, ven pa’ 'ca - tu nunca lloras, por eso te quiero

Sephko

url: http://www.sephko.com/{comic_dir}.html

• 2014/01/157: google+
• http://sephko.tumblr.com/image/101275314843: google+ (en)
• 2014/03/165: como se ven fumando
• 2014/05/185: gente desagradable del transporte público
• 2014/05/188: los problemas los trajo el govierno anterior
• 2014/06/203: no me interesa tu selfie, ni lo que almorzaste. fb
• 2014/07/205: los “super-algo” del futuro
• 2014/11/238: estar conectado con todos al tiempo con el “smartphone”
• http://sephko.tumblr.com/image/101755115818: the best thing to do to help Gotham
• 2015/04/261: ¡hay que atraparlos a todos!, pókemon
• 2015/07/285: marchas de los estudiantes, destrozos (realidad, unos pocos)
• 2015/07/299: calienta menos que el sol de invierno. sol: pero ustedes son los que se alejan T_T
• 2015/10/302: ir a la carcel a “reformarse”
• 2015/12/316: los peces deteniendo marchas por justicia
• 2017/01/352: {tendonitis} ejercicios para la tendonitis
• 2017/06/399: {bananin} Se comen los minions a bananin
• 2017/03/366, 2017/08/412, 2017/10/425, 2017/10/427, 2018/09/506, 2018/09/517
• 2017/01/352: Tendinitis

Oleismos

url: http://oleismos.blogspot.com/{comic_dir}.html

• 2013/11/793, 2013/08/748, 2013/06/720, 2013/06/718, 2013/05/716, 2013/05/713, 2013/05/710, 2013/04/698, 2013/04/697, 2013/03/680, 2013/09/766, 2013/10/783
• 2014/03/838: practicando con el espejo …
• 2014/05/852: en el peor momento, malavarismo
• 2014/06/863: no tengo ningún problema con escuchar
• 2014/07/873: bueno manga de holgazanes, a correr.
• 2014/08/882: tiene que tener todos los papeles para que pueda atenderlo
• 2014/09/888: autobiografía, ni en ficción
• 2015/07/927: hay muchas personas que pasan por delante, pero pocas son las que se quedan
• 2015/07/929: me hice una máscara de adulto. La idea es que no se vea el niño
• 2015/08/932: etapas de la espera en una cita (que nunca llega)
• 2015/10/945: cuando se carga en la espalda a medida que uno envejece
• 2015/11/965: el miedo es psicológico (lo dice un monstruo peligroso)
• 2016/01/993: te das cuenta … que no necesitas tu aparatito
• 2016/01/1004: diagrama de ven: Querer decir, deber decir, poder decir
• 2016/02/1013: peace going to explode

Juanelo

url: http://es.juanelo.net/{comic_dir}/

• 2013/07/juanelo-1787-anuncio
• 2013/08/juanelo-1799-conflicto-de-intereses
• 2013/08/juanelo-1800-revolucionario: usualmente la solución no es cambiar todo desde cero, es muy difícil y costoso, hay que hallar una forma menos invasiva
• 2013/08/juanelo-1801-practico
• 2013/10/juanelo-1830-monasterio
• 2013/11/juanelo-1845-intolerante
• 2013/11/juanelo-1847-cierre-de-campana
• 2013/11/juanelo-1848-multitud
• 2013/12/juanelo-1855-ruido
• 2014/03/juanelo-1893-paternidad: {homosexual,moral} tipos de paternidad social y legalmente aceptados
• 2014/04/juanelo-1901-leccion: undir el barco del lider
• 2014/05/juanelo-1913-sismograma: sismograma del periodismo
• 2014/05/juanelo-1914-rescate: capitan constitución
• 2014/06/juanelo-1929-machista: protesta en contra …
• 2014/06/juanelo-1931-politica-de-calidad: la oposición en la política
• 2014/08/juanelo-1939-termometro: el metro es muy caliente
• 2014/08/juanelo-1942-inevitable: vamos a dejar cagadas porque sí
• 2014/09/juanelo-1961-confianza: juaneBANK confiamos en tí
• 2014/09/juanelo-1962-lapidario: la reforma es un fracaso porque mi oponente es el que la erige
• 2014/10/juanelo-1965-novedades: como hablas con un amigo que vez todo el tiempo, que con uno que no has visto en años
• 2014/10/juanelo-1971-poses: poses que pone la gente al momento de tomarse una foto
• 2014/10/juanelo-1974-atropelladores: no interesa el medio de transporte, los “demás” siempre son unos abusadores
• 2014/10/juanelo-1975-terrorismo: típico estudiante político “libre pensador”
• 2015/04/juanelo-2038-encarador: el presidente da la cara
• 2015/05/juanelo-2045-comision: ¿puede darme una respuesta directa? presidente
• 2015/06/juanelo-2064-obligatorio: negociamos o nos vamos a LA HAYA
• 2015/09/juanelo-2074-escapismo-politico: enfrentar escándalos de corrupción. niegue, victímicese, olvide, atribuya "error", desaparcesca por un tiempo
• 2015/11/juanelo-2080-errores: la ley es “pareja” para con todos

Mi Clon Malvado

url: http://miclonmalvado.es/post/{num}

• 86202936875: deseo un mundo libre de sustacias quimicas (quimiofobia)
• 97882922000: pensamiento positivo, sólo tienes que desearlo
• 106542163515: rellenar noticiario
• 108279961425: {*} en mi vida han pasado cosas horribles, algunas incluso sucedieron (la sabiduria de Mark Twain)
• 111367386995: no importa la ortografía, entonces no importa la comida
• 127222509160: una lluvia tan fuerte que el paraguas del esceptismo cambia su forma por la presión de las idioteces
• 133856578130: autoayuda: a la vida le importa una mierda lo que tú creas
• 138019631395: los extraterrestres nos visitan desde hace

PBF comics

url: http://pbfcomics.com/{num}

• 5: it’s so boring in heaven (without a pool)
• 237: cliché: the cleaner is a genius
• 238: realistic hangman game
• 252: the color of her hair
• 261: lose the hand
• 262: get rid of bad dreams
• 265: lobster-headed lycanthrope search love
• 267: not all in love is mathematics <3
• 274: giving a robot the feelings of a human, destruction

url: https://pbfcomics.com/comics/{name}/

• scorchy
• spelling: {religion,*} Please let me win the spelling bee. Jesus vs Ganesha
• the-report: {virus}

Domics

• http://youtu.be/qXlgOX95Q0U: Domics - e-mails
• http://youtu.be/aZ4NdEtc29o: Domics - resumes
• http://youtu.be/TJD5M7996aU: Domics - obey the cliché: cliffhanger
• http://youtu.be/9EUKFX1ruyo: Domics - smile

Clinic of Horrors

url: https://www.webtoons.com/en/challenge/clinic-of-horrors/{id}

• episode-12-the-new-guy/viewer?title_no=274661&episode_no=13: Asian cute guy is actually a blob that feeds from human teens
• episode-7-word-worms/viewer?title_no=274661&episode_no=7: {words,worms} Words eaten by worms!
• ep-32-nostalgia/viewer?title_no=274661&episode_no=34
• ep-33-the-experience-machine/viewer?title_no=274661&episode_no=35
• ep-38-energy-drinks/viewer?title_no=274661&episode_no=40
• ep-41-cage-of-flesh/viewer?title_no=274661&episode_no=43
• episode-23-fate-of-humanity/viewer?title_no=274661&episode_no=24

(All the above links are dead :/. Gotta find the particular episodes now in https://www.webtoons.com/en/supernatural/clinic-of-horrors/list?title_no=3414)

Jim Benton

url: http://jimbenton.com/page14/files/JimBentonComic-{name}.html

• ChangeOneThing, MyMistakes, YoullKnowShesTheOne
• Animals: I like to eat some animals, and not others, it’s pretty arbritrary
• RegretMonster: Regrets are worse than monsters
• Friends: don’t talk about money with your friends

Stanley Colors

• http://www.stanleycolors.com/2013/07/when-honesty-becomes-a-weakness/
• http://www.stanleycolors.com/2013/07/a-cruelty-free-world/
• http://www.stanleycolors.com/2013/12/life-donuts/
• http://www.stanleycolors.com/2014/12/story-grace-hopper-aka-amazing-grace/

Siento y Miento

• http://www.sientoymiento.cl/?p=2830
• http://www.sientoymiento.cl/?p=2851
• http://www.sientoymiento.cl/?p=3499: idea genial nocturna

El Guindilla

• http://elguindilla.com/post/54018274362/hay-que-protegerlos-el-original-aqui
• http://elguindilla.com/post/60562672535/si-mas-que-nada-la-tuya-el-original-aqui
• http://elguindilla.com/post/55006637371/metaforas-el-original-aqui
• http://elguindilla.com/post/63717441220/lo-que-esconde-un-buen-encuadre-el-original
• http://elguindilla.com/post/65992018269/te-pones-traje-y-corbata-y-la-verdad-es-que
• http://elguindilla.com/post/66263534854/es-facil-mongolia

Zen Pencils

url: https://zenpencils.com/comic/{name}

• 129-marc-maron-the-social-media-generation: addicts to social media
• 123-erica-goldson-graduation-speech: {school} School sucks
• langleav: {loneliness} … you would rather live a lie than live your live alone. - lang leav (Why to attach yourself to another if it hinders what you want to do?)
• kurosawa: {journaling} Akira Kurosawa, a journaler

Buttersafe

url: http://buttersafe.com/{comic_url}/

• 2013/06/20/the-three-month-wheelie
• 2014/06/05/eye-infection: can see the distant future
• 2014/08/07/self-reflection: a person stares at their screen, for hours
• 2015/05/28/the-chair-of-discovery: Experience is such an inefficient means of transferring mass quantities of information, am I right?? -Alex
• 2015/08/27/humans-were-the-true-monsters-all-along-comics

Lunarbaboon

url: http://www.lunarbaboon.com/comics/{comic_name}.html

• without, young, change, regret, wish, pimple, relax, perfect, scan, fine-1
• club: only cool kids in (batman, superman, potter, …)
• spoil: how much you love mom and dad?
• insignificant: seeing the stars
• responsibility: responsibility
• timer: day until I don’t want to spend time with you
• busy: i want to do so many things, but i’m so “busy”
• shh: raise kids is not a easy task, thank your parents
• favorite: who is your favorite parent?
• mighty: single parent of two kids. I bow before you mighty one!
• leader: bring us to the leader, mom…!
• science: who to explain physics and chemistry to a kid cooking
• educate: {school} Have you considered making school more fun?

Explosm

url: https://explosm.net/comics/{num}

• 3009, 3023, 3026, 3051, 3081, 3091, 3109, 3112, 3116, 3120, 3128, 3141, 3182, 3254, 3289, 3292, 3294
• 3433: the creator’s curse
• 3634: hey kid!, you can’t sell limonade in front of my house. Free market
• 4485

Berkeley Mews

url: http://www.berkeleymews.com/{name}

• nietzschemon: nietzsché-mon!
• job-interview: what would you say is your greatest weekness? - those eyes - smush
• text-message: {cellphone} God read your message but ignored it
• disney: {disney} Everything is and will be “del Ratón Mikaelo”

they can talk

url: https://theycantalk.com/post/{id}

• 626017136906797056/imitation: {koalas} what if reality isn’t real?
• 631088275196641280/identity-crisis: what is that cat doing outside?
• 641238503847559168/also-known-as: my name is kevin
• 645674264621711360/attract: acting out to get the attention of others

Other (varied) comics

• http://www.savagechickens.com/2016/10/doing-stuff.html: productivity is down, it’s cause I do only talking and no doing. Too much “planning”
• http://charlatanes.blogspot.com/2013/06/de-que-esta-hecha-tu-manzana.html
• http://toonhole.com/2012/11/most-intelligent-organism-on-the-planet: feline overlords, how did you enslave this planet?
• http://toonhole.com/comic/in_a_coma/: {comma,grammar} Tom is in a comma
• http://lolnein.com/2013/08/28/smartphones: you think you’re awesome smartphones, but you can’t do this
• http://forlackofabettercomic.com/?id=267
• http://asperusualcomics.com/post/60844733445/late-retort-an-illustrated-version-of
• http://www.cinismoilustrado.com/2013/08/credito.html
• http://www.victimsofcircumsolar.com/comic/female-comedians/
• http://racheldraws.blogspot.com.es/2010/11/birthday-pony.html
• http://www.microsiervos.com/archivo/frases-citas/inteligencia-colectiva-ya.html
• http://invisiblebread.com/2013/07/my-wallet/
• http://formalsweatpants.com/the-ugly-duckling/
• http://piecomic.tumblr.com/post/64247840292
• http://chuckleaduck.com/comic/shoot-first/
• http://ro-che.info/ccc/18.html
• http://www.skelding.net/randumb/174/
• http://www.pidjin.net/2013/10/31/the-circle-of-faith/
• http://www.gocomics.com/jim-benton-cartoons/2015/05/19: modern art (is what you don’t expect)
• http://wandpcomic.com/index.php/comic/11/: troublish kid doing stuff vs. way too logical girl
• http://wandpcomic.com/index.php/comic/27-story-time-aidens-first-kiss/: didn’t understand sex and kissed a girl
• https://s3.amazonaws.com/codementor_content/2015-May-week4/bug.jpg: 99 little bugs in the code, take one down, 127 little bugs in the code
• https://imgur.com/gallery/1cOemxp: how people are on the internet. I like his work but I don’t say a thing, I don’t like his work I’m gonna show him why!
• http://yahoberries.tumblr.com/post/135314383576/not-sure-about-anything-anymore: what’s your dream? - I don’t know - then what do you live for? - I just kinda exist
• https://www.reddit.com/r/webcomics/comments/4cu0cn/april_fools_day_duplicate_comics/: April fools joke ‘maybe i am the fool’
• http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/3985/2542/original.jpg: jealous and envious difference explained by homer simpson
• http://www.commitstrip.com/en/2014/11/06/pendant-ce-temps-sur-mars-3/: Lonely robot in mars talks to Wilson
• https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqgdu8MFYaf/: Real dream to be a lofi hip hop guy
• https://frava8.tumblr.com/post/179316447942/burned: {inner,*} The best costume is a mirror, because there is nothing scarier than looking at yourself and confronting your inner deamons
• https://i.warosu.org/data/g/img/0589/10/1486941106427.png: {neural networks} Statistical learning (a lot of work) vs NNs (more layers)
• https://www.instagram.com/p/Bsda7Jel3OI/: {dreams} Dreams only come true with hard work
• https://www.webtoons.com/en/drama/space-boy/ep-2/viewer?title_no=400&episode_no=2: Living in outerspace, in a small comunity, and then bam, new home
• https://www.webtoons.com/en/drama/space-boy/ep-10/viewer?title_no=400&episode_no=10: {Augmented Reality} Using Augmented Reality for everyday life